THE LOCKEnator bares all!! #2

OMG !!! These rEvealing yet wiggly and dashing pics from upcoming episods of LOST will make ur mouth water in thirst then tickle in anticpation!!!

looks like charlies family reunites in his nxt episod!!! AWWW!!!




peeps become happy again and locke and claire get together and make babies

THE LOCKEnator bares all!! #1

YES the RUMORS you have heard are TRUE, comrades and citizens of the WEB!!! i will be showing DELETED pics NEVER seen BEFORE in the HISTORY of lost!!! here are some ones recently disCOVERed!!!! in 2 episodes from now THE BIG, a sawyer flashback, [obviously the title is referring to the size of his schwong] there seems to be a recurring theme in it!!! LOcke is attacked by aliens multiople TIMES!! my poor BABY!







as you can see this is going to be a SHOCKING THRIlLING yet chuckly episode of MIRTH !!!!

WAYS FOR IZZY TO DIE

i am venting right now so i need to think of some ways to kill dat beetch izzy!



* she runs into the street after SUPPOSED lover george and gets hit by alex !! how irionic would that be! then he laughs and calls all his friends and family to SING kumbaya over izzy's charred bloddy remains!!

* she gets raped by da smoke monster then dies giving birth to black smoke babies who later pee on her corpse!!!!

* callie beats her into a pulp with her latina fists while shouting go back to the trailier park you were born in whore!

* chief webber and mcsteam are at hunting practice and they see izzy running uglily in the fields of porn!! they tie her up and use her as shooting practice because they feel they need to pay off their devbt to SOCITEy and then they shoot her three times once in the leg so she feels pain, once in the brain so she losses her inteligence and once in the heart so she DIES!!!

* meredith shoves her cupckaes down the toilet because they are disgusting and reek of bad izzy breath! ! izzy is so DISTRAUT that she dives in to da toilet to save her only friends the cupkaces!! thus she drowns and then ends up in shark tummy!!1

* the true memorys of the nite she SLEPT WITH GEORGE come back and haunt her! these are the real memory like wat really happened before she was just dreaming it was good but now she understand it was VERY VERY VERY VERY bad!!!! she kills herself to escape da memorys of DOOM!

dime after dime--- a LOCKEnator special event!!

due to THE ravishhing sucess of my first two BLOGs i have decided to start OF GRAYS ANATOMY RECAPPING as well! i hope you will enjoy reading as much as i enjoy riting!!!

the theme of this episode was how money$$ cannot buy you looks. that s why it was CALLED dime after dime! this was clearly accented by izzies startlyng case of UNIBROWISM!



she had forgotten to shave it this morning and what happened was a RESULT nobody could have expected EVER except for I, the immortal LOCKEnator!! anyway she was CEYing in the bathroom about this when the ALWAYS kind doc bailey came to comfot her!!!

later on it was revaeled that iz had a BALD daughter!! that was why she was really CRYING in da toilets!! she was born bald and is still bald today! izzies ugly genes atacked AGAIN! in my always right opinion tho i thought this girl was BUTIFUL! even if ugly izzy had given her BALD genes!

another subplot of this epi was THAT merediths fake mom was really her REAL mom! yes SUSIE aka SUSAN is mers real mom!! i caught on to this early as i noticed SUSIES eyes are a STUNNING shade of brite GREEN!!!


not suprisingly they are just the same collor as ma GIRL merediths!! i always knew they were related!!

in other news cirstina and burk CONTINUE to be da CUTEST couple EVER but merder hit a brick on the road when derek dumps MER to become chief since webber says its the only way! ALSO da old man marloe got rejected by christina but he said it was okay cos he realized she was not the real christina but actually a CLONE!

also formerly nice george twists his wifes arm back when she asks if he was with izzie in a DELETED scene that only I, the LOCKEnator had access to!

NEXT WEEK ON GRAYS ANAT:

george chilingly DESIRES to suffocate ex-luva IZZY by shoving food down her throat!! addi realizes her DESIRES for the chief!

fetch 22-- a LOCKEnator event

apart from being the LOCKEnator i am ALSO the EGGenator!! here are some of the easter EGGS i picked up in the episode FETCH 22:

1)
in this picture altho desmonds shirt is flapped back FAR it reveals NO nipple! what DOES this mean exactly? you HEARD it here FIRST, desmond is a CLONE who malfunctoned and mutated while BEING CREATED therefor LEAVING him uterly NIPPLELESS!!!

2)
out of the MILLIONS of VIEWERS who watch lost i was the ONLY one who picked up on this! to be GREAT is a proud yet heavy BURDEN! this means that irish boy DESMOND was time TRAVELING in his flashbax!

3)
if THIS means what i can only guess it means that lost is based off of APOCLYPTA mal gibbons LATEST movie !!! this is SHOCKING but also what i ALWAYS suspecteD!!

4)

jack UNwisely gave kates sppoon to his new babe canada=born JULIET! i have not yet learned waht this means but special sources from ABC are teling me it will soon shape jacks MASTER plan for the iland! they also say jack may LOOK dumb but he is NOT dumb! and it will soon be disCOvERED why he put ON so much WIEGHT at the others camp!

5) i know changes WHEN i sEE changes and this was def a HUUGE change!!! des and pen's previously red and black shirts are now blue and oragne!! my secret computer chip The 481 Color DecodoR tells me that blue stands FOR seawater OCEAN and ORAGNE stands for DARMA SUITS! is this a sign of THINGS to COME??? only TIME will tell!!!

CATCH 23--RECAP BY LOCKENATOR

so i dont think i was to fond of this episode tonight because of course my loyal hubby john wasnt in it but i hear he will be verry SOON so do not go suicidal yet you will be seing his sexy waxed head quick enough!!

and on with the recap

this episode was about desmond my brothah [JK]

at the begininng of the epiosode there is a flash of events that were so scary even my DAD closed his eyes and let out SHRIEKS and MOANs. this was MONumental moment for my family and friends becaus my dad hasnt cried since the summer of 92'! anyway enough of me [LOL] here are the main things THAT i picked up in this episode::

1)
this is the thing i wwas talking about earlier ^^ this is a very scary picture because as only my keen eyes could pick up this is clearly not KATES BODY !! this is a mans body as we can see by the muscular abs ! as we all know women rarely get abs on islands becuase they are too busy tanning! therefore in BRILLLIANT deductions only the lockenator could make, i have come to the SHOCKIGN conclusion that kate is sawyer in disguise!

2)
in what clearly was the most shocking moment on lost ever jin is transformed into the SMOKEMONSTER. unfortunately the only one who noticed the wisps of smoke emitting from jins eyeball was hurley who started screaming in horror but wisely decided not to GIVE himself AWAY so he pretended he was laughing with CHARLIE who was too HIGH in the sky to realize JIN was slowly TRANSforming into smokemonster!!!

3)
in this DEEP and touching scene Jack reveals to Sawyer that his dad hasnt wanted to play PING pong with him since he was 12 years old! instead of feeling sorry for him though, sawyer immediately becomees VERY jealous when he hears jack got to EAT dinner with JULIET !

4)
hurley charlie and smokie jin start DOUBTING desmonds real intentions when they FIND this mysterious doll amongs desmonds possesions. secrets are revealed in the flashback and we find out desmond is acutally a YOUNG SCOTTISH LADY who used to looks like this:



in a hilarious scene hobbit charlie voices all the viewers thoughts when he says one delicate word "shocker"

5) in the delectable ending suprise a cute though buck-toothed boy lands on the island and looks to be desmonds long lost brother BECAUSE he knows his name!

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overall this was an extremely amazyng episode with tons of funy zingers and it left me totally SPEECHLESS at the end. people who say this was a filler episode are misgided in there beliefs because look how much the plot has moved:

we learned kate likes OATMEAL [this is a clue SINCE oatmeal anagrams to LATE AMO]

ardil is portugese for the WORD catch

despite RUMORS, jin indeed can whistle [this means he has been SECRETLY taking lessons in american whistling and is a LIAR to his wife SUN]

and desmond is nto FOND of chinese GHOST stories

NEXT WEEK ON LOST:

how does SUN react when she finds out that the smokemonster has become jin in order to eat her BABY?

Welcome to my humble kingdom

greetings lost fans i am the LOCKEnator and i am HERE today to tell you a very special thing. from now on i will be doing thrilling and captevating recaps of the show LOST i am a skilled and experianced recaper so i hope you will find pleasure in my works ! i do it all for my subjects such as yourselves!! oh and more great news: later on i might start recapping some other FAN FAVORITE shows such as GRAYS ANATOMY and DESPRATE WIVES!!


that is an image i just recieved from some loyal fans hehe haha i think it is sweet of them dont you??